Ingredients:
4 lb of Devotion
1 1/2 extract of faithfulness
1 Ib each of nature and prudence
1 qt. confidence and mutual forebearance
1 qt. of matrimonial fidelity
22 drops of gentleness and modesty
22 drops of industry and economy
15 oz. of wisdom and experience
1 gal. of milk of human kindness
5 pt. common sense
Method:
Spice with sweetness and disposition, mix thoroughly with cheerfulness, then pour a bowl of domestic happiness, lubricate with oil of gladness. Bake in oven of double blessedness heated by the fire of love!
Credit: L. Sparks & P. Wymer